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[賽后貼] 今日NBA西部季后賽首輪G1，勇士隊客場95-85戰勝火箭隊。

雙方數據

火箭（0-1）：申京26分9板1助3斷、史密斯11分6板、狄龍11分3板2助、范弗里特10分1板7助、阿門8分9板6助、杰倫-格林7分8板2助、亞當斯6分12板1助、伊森6分4板2斷。

勇士（1-0）：庫里31分6板3助、巴特勒25分7板6助5斷、波杰姆斯基14分8板5助2斷、小佩頓7分3板1助2斷、穆迪7分2板1助、桑托斯5分1板、格林4分6板3助3斷、希爾德2分1板、波斯特1板1助、盧尼1板。

[–]Lakers Bandwagon Dooraven 370 points 2 hours ago

Born too late to explore the world, Born too early to explore space, Born just in time to witness Steph Curry

湖人球迷：

求知天下之浩渺，乃是先輩之功勞；

探尋宇宙之廣闊，則需后人之努力；

見證庫里之偉大，正是我輩之要務！

[–]San Francisco Warriors Casualrodfarva2 202 points 2 hours ago

Houston fans gotta be fucking sick of Steph man

勇士球迷：但是火箭球迷看見庫里都TM想吐了，哎！

[–]Rockets Suitable_Snow7761 87 points 2 hours ago

Used to him ! I’m sick of Fred chucking!!!!

火箭球迷：其實我們已經習慣庫里的強大了！最讓人受不了的是范弗里特的浪投?。?！

新聞鏈接>>>>>>鐵麻了范弗里特40分鐘19投僅4中 三分13中2得到10+7

[–]NotCrustytheClown 39 points 2 hours ago

Death, taxes and the Warriors beating the Rockets

球迷：三件命中注定的事：死亡、稅收、火箭挨勇士揍。

[–]CummingInTheNile 310 points 2 hours ago

Amen Thompson has been added to the long list of very good defenders who thought they could stop Curry, but in reality, could not

球迷：阿門被加入了所謂的“庫里克星”名單，但實際上，他克不了庫里。

新聞鏈接>>>>>>庫里末節再迎阿門速射關鍵超遠三分 阿門這次無奈攤手了……

[–]PlasticPresentation1 117 points 2 hours ago

Rockets did an ok job on Curry and on defense in general today. Giving up 95 and Curry had some crazy makes that they'd probably live with him taking

They just fell apart on offense

球迷：其實今天火箭在整體上以及針對庫里的防守上都做的還OK，全場只丟了95分，而且庫里的那幾個高難度進球，估計也在火箭的承受范圍之內。

[–][GSW] Stephen Curry awsomoo8000 29 points 2 hours ago

The Curry highlights from this game were insane. Just hitting the dumbest shots to keep us ahead all night.

勇士球迷：庫里本場的高光表現簡直是要人老命！用各種超高難度進球讓我們保持領先！

新聞鏈接>>>>>>庫里神仙漂移三分眾生相 替補瘋狂 小桂子癱倒 老板起立

[–]Rockets WhoDey42 847 points 2 hours ago

I’m not gonna lie as a rockets fan it’s kinda miserable playing golden state again. Just so much built in trauma

火箭球迷：作為一個火箭球迷，老實說，我們這次又遭遇上勇士，真的太慘了！這精神創傷給整得實在也太深了啦?。。?/strong>

[–]Spurs GGezpzMuppy 1011 points 2 hours ago

LOL playoff Butler as a second option is cheating.

馬刺球迷：季后賽版本的、二階段巴特勒，只是個二當家，這也太玩賴啦??！哈哈哈！！

[–]Akipella 222 points 2 hours ago

If the Warriors could rebound they would have won by 40. Disgusting to watch but still amazing defense every possesion

球迷：勇士要是籃板再強一點，他們能贏40分，看得人太難受了！不過防守確實非常精彩?。?/strong>

[–]Great-Queen 110 points an hour ago

yea Steven Adams does that, multiple time he just took rebounds like we were little kids

球迷：是啊，都是被亞當斯給搞的！很多次他搶籃板的時候，感覺像是跟幼兒園小朋友在打球似的！

新聞鏈接>>>>>>或可多用？亞當斯在場的19分鐘里 勇士沒搶到一個進攻籃板

[–]Parallel-Quality 389 points 2 hours ago

Skyfucker fucks everything in the sky, including Rockets.

球迷：庫里一旦開始日天，天上任何東西都難幸免，包括火箭??！

[–]Warriors VampireBatman 100 points 2 hours ago

Thunder occurs in the sky too right?

勇士球迷：那么雷霆也是天上的東西，對吧？

[–]Incandescent-Her0 35 points an hour ago

Unfortunately, lakes and wolves are ground entities

球迷：然而不幸的是，湖人和森林狼是地上的物件兒~~~

[–]Lakers Palifaith 460 points 2 hours ago

Rockets fans with some PTSD out there.

湖人球迷：火箭球迷的PTSD犯了。

新聞鏈接>>>>>>難頂！火箭解說：季后賽和庫里打了這么多次我都PTSD了

[–]Dopedude08 162 points 2 hours ago

This time they knew their team would shit the bed offensively so I think it lessens the blow

球迷：不過這次火蜜應該有心理準備，知道火箭隊在進攻端肯定會拉一坨大的，因此我認為，這次火蜜的心里創傷會輕一點。

[–]Rockets Daroo425 57 points 2 hours ago

Yeah as soon as warriors got the 7th seed, I knew it was over

火箭球迷：是啊~~~勇士隊確定是7號種子的時候，我就知道我們完了~~~

[–]VividEvent2011 526 points 2 hours ago

Curry is a bad man

球迷：庫里個危險人物?。?/strong>

[–]Warriors hellmath 240 points 2 hours ago

Too many highlight plays. Atleast two of his bullshit 3s doesn’t have business to go in BUT IT DID

勇士球迷：今晚庫里高光時刻太多了！至少有2記，看著像他在瞎幾把投的籃，結果人家是正經瞄準的~~~

[–]Celtics wTI8SQEHbo 99 points 2 hours ago

I'm watching that going "Bro, what is that? That is not even close to a basketball shot!"

All net.

凱爾特人球迷：我親眼所見，當時他一出手我就想：“大哥，搞什么呢？這種投籃姿勢，跟打籃球不挨邊兒啊~~~”結果，人家空心入網…

[–]Warriors maethlin 130 points 2 hours ago

GEOMETRICALLY

勇士球迷：描述得相當精確！

[–][MIA] Goran Dragi? Greasly_Goose 196 points 2 hours ago

New Drinking Game: Take a shot every time FVV shoots a brick

熱火球迷：兄弟們，咱們來一場喝酒比賽，規則是：范弗里特每投丟一球，咱就走一杯，看誰堅持到最后！

注：本場比賽范弗里特投籃19中4

[–]Warriors Slixxay 64 points 2 hours ago

Bro wants us to die.

勇士球迷：兄弟你直接說要我們死就完了~~~

[–]ignYuppt 37 points 2 hours ago

yo ass dead in 2 mins bruh

球迷：范弗里特只需投籃兩分鐘，你丫就酒精中毒死透了~~~

[–]Warriors jonahtheO 3 points 2 hours ago

This just in - Bay Area hospitals flooded with blacked out Warriors fans

勇士球迷：最新消息?。?！最新消息！！灣區醫院現在擠滿了病人，全是醉得不省人事的勇士球迷?。?！

[–]LukatheLaker 19 points 2 hours ago

Klay has to be sick to his stomach right now. This Golden State team is fun to watch.

東契奇球迷：克萊現在估計都傷心吐了！這支勇士隊打球太好看了?。?/strong>

[–]Suns Minato997 8 points 2 hours ago

May i interest u in a kd?

太陽球迷：各位，有誰對咱KD感興趣嗎？

[–]San Francisco Warriors jaggedjottings 7 points an hour ago

We'll give you a slightly used Jonathan Kuminga for him

勇士球迷：我們會拿9成新的庫明加跟你們換。

[–]Green_Space729 22 points 2 hours ago

For all the talk about the refs winning it Steph Curry only shot 2 free throws this game.

球迷：這句話送給那些說裁判穿勇士球衣的人，今天庫里只罰球2次。

新聞鏈接>>>>>>庫里進攻被推倒沒哨 緊接著庫里防守狄龍被吹犯規有點無奈

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